Eco-conscious Gift-giver Prints

'So what if it's re-gifted? I thought you were into recycling.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Tree Funeral

Price may vary with weather.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Authentic Christmas.

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Energy Firm Conference

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Valentine's Day"

Flying Rhino

Green Coffee

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...