Green Gift Lover Prints

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Where's my horse?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

The Authentic Christmas.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

She always gave such earnest presents

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

Happy Birthday

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Suspense

An Organic Christmas

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

Couple in Green

'Think he'll know it's a regift?'

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"One day you'll understand the joy of receiving socks and pajamas."

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

St Patrick's Day

"Since when did we have to give away a swag bag to get people to come to Parents' Night?"

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'