Green Gift Lover Pillows

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Where's my horse?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

The Authentic Christmas.

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

She always gave such earnest presents

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

He sold appliances.

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

"Wow. I've never gotten a bouquet of power tools before."

Happy Birthday

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Suspense

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

An Organic Christmas

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

'Think he'll know it's a regift?'

Couple in Green

Re-Gifting/Recycling

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"One day you'll understand the joy of receiving socks and pajamas."

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

St Patrick's Day

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'