Green Gifter Pillows

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

How the gift registry should really work

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

Santa's Out Tray.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Bagel problems.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Seasonal shopping.