Gift Recycle Enthusiasts Pillows

'Think he'll know it's a regift?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

CEO.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Reuse it or lose it.

The Authentic Christmas.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Christmas Dwarves

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

SOS of Garbage

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."