Recycle Enthusiast Pillows

Plastic Bottles Desert Island

Recycling Trays.

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

'GO GREEN!'

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Blue Tit Bank.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Clean the world.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

God's Subcontractors

Honest Vending

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Eco Princess

Sale! Weed Whackers

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'