Recycling Enthusiast Pillows

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

'Gotta be worth a try.'

Litter Pick

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

"At least these mountains of plastic waste will keep us dry from rising sea levels."

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

White bottles/Brown Bottles/Nuclear Waste.

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

"I believe in recycling paper, but not by handing in the same exact book report two weeks in a row"

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

I thought this office went 'green' a long time ago. It started here in the kitchen refrigerator.

'Boy, that guy sure likes cans.'

'Bag for life?'

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

"I was going to go swimming, but the ocean is too crowded."

Recycling point.

'I think I'll have to climb out the upstairs window again.'

Recycling Centre

Reuse it or lose it.

'No wonder the taxpayers feel snookered!'

No deposit, no return.

'I think I've gone into a landfill site.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

How to escape when the land fills with landfill (people escaping in a rubbish ship)