Recycling Enthusiast Gifts

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

'Gotta be worth a try.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Litter Pick

White bottles/Brown Bottles/Nuclear Waste.

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

"At least these mountains of plastic waste will keep us dry from rising sea levels."

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I believe in recycling paper, but not by handing in the same exact book report two weeks in a row"

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

'Bag for life?'

'Boy, that guy sure likes cans.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

How to escape when the land fills with landfill (people escaping in a rubbish ship)

'No wonder the taxpayers feel snookered!'

The earth in a disposable polystyrene carton, similar to a fast food carton

No deposit, no return.

I thought this office went 'green' a long time ago. It started here in the kitchen refrigerator.

'I think I'll have to climb out the upstairs window again.'

'I think I've gone into a landfill site.'

Recycling Centre

Reuse it or lose it.

'Paper. No, wait! Plastic. No, wait...'

Recycling point.