Recycling Aficionado Gifts

'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'

Recycling Bins at Genetic Research Company: Glass, Metal, Paper, Boo-Boos

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Rubbish and Everest

"All of our cars are made out of 100% recycled refrigerators!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

A man sits at a desk in a recycling office with 'in and out' boxes marked Sludge In, Sludge Out.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

But is it organic?

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

"Have you got the plastic bags for recycling?"

"Tidy Tim."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

This must be Dexter's house.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Reuse it or lose it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."