Recycling Devotee Gifts

The Environmentalist

Let's get organized

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Green Trash

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Bin Inspector

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

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