Faithful Recycler Gifts

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Green Trash

Recycling Centre

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Bin Inspector

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

This is where Brent council sends you

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?