Upcycle Aficionado Gifts

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Litter Pick

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Rubbish and Everest

Reuse it or lose it.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."