Upcycle Aficionado Prints

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

See you at the farmers market!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

Crap others threw out