Recycling Fanatic Pillows

'They don't seem to be very popular with the customers.'

"If they make all this stuff useful, where will we live?"

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dustbin monster.

Recycling Centre

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

This is where Brent council sends you

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Spring cleaning.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?