Eco-friendly Gift Giver Prints

"I wanted a solar panel not a polar flannel."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Global Warming.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Authentic Christmas.

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa's Out Tray.