Eco-conscious Gift Seeker Prints

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Authentic Christmas.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

She always gave such earnest presents

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"