Eco-conscious Worshipper Pillows

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."