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Economic 'thanks-mas' celebration

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I love these old decorations!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

How to do without

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Today, it's chic to be cheap.