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What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Santa does a keg stand.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I love these old decorations!"

Filming Christmas

Snowman

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'