Festive Frivolity Fan Pillows

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Filming Christmas

Snowman

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Meet Santa's entourage

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'