Frugal Feast Fan Gifts

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

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