Festive Flora Buff Gifts

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Protoplasm

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Plant Parenthood...

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."