Seasonal Flora Fan Gifts

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

The Garden

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Damn floral activists."

Ovalifolium Longifora

Carnations.

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Amongst the rush.

Flower sniffer

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'