Floral Fan Gifts

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift." (Colour)

"You must be the new guy!"

"Your Honor--If it would please the court, I brought you flowers."

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Wallpaper over a door.

The Busy Gardener

Wine Lady

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Cats and gardens.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Roses

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Say it with flowers: It!

NASA Special

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

I love what you've done with your hare.

The Deer of Spring.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."