Floral Fashion Fan Gifts

Venus Fly Trap Hat

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Wine Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Happy Easter

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Greenfingers.

Bees SOS

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Big Data Tonight

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Hardy Annuals

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'