Floral Fragrance Fan Gifts

Flower sniffer

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Bee in flight.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Carnations.

"Damn floral activists."

Springtime

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'