Fragrance Fan Gifts

'This new perfume is called 'Surrender'.'

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

"What can I put behind my ears to attract men?"

Acme Deodorant.

'I need a new scent.'

'Old spice?'

Napoleon Blownafart

"OK, this is the year I get serious! No more messing around! It's time to hunker down! Success begins in the classroom! Here it is!"

'That one contains so many advanced molecular combinations, you need a prescription for it.'

Norman, excited over his first date with Sarah, had applied a liberal amount of the new aftershave.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

'Him? He handles the magazines with those perfume samples.'

'You know it's the day of the office party when he opens that present of aftershave from last Christmas.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Your husband will love this after shave... It's jasmine, musk and just a hint of barbecue sauce.'

Bogus Viagra

"I have not been drinking. That's my aftershave you can smell."

"Hey, I was wondering if you guys stock those pine trees that smell nice?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Mistress gives stable boy perfume to stop him smelling

Train me in the ways of dating, Jedi master. Stop calling me that. I'm not a romance Yoda, or Obi Wan. I don't have The Force inside me. The true Jedi are humble about their secrets. I'm a man. My secret is Mennen Speed Stick!

Bakery. Take time to smell the flour.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Wine Lady

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

6 Brothers Falafel

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'Have you no common scents?!'