Flavor Fan Gifts

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."