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"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."