Fall Flavor Fan T-Shirts

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

6 Brothers Falafel

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Ode to a Grill

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Culture clash

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

American Pastry

Pumpkin Time!

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Indian summer.

Flower sniffer

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Old spice?'

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"The coq au chlorine is off."

Napoleon Blownafart

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'