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American Pastry

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Best before 65 million BC.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Habanero ..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Culture clash

"This is the best part of the movie."

"That was supposed to be us."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

The drinker.