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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

6 Brothers Falafel

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Michael Caine

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

King Kong

Culture clash

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Habanero ..."

"This is the best part of the movie."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.