Fall Flavor Fan Gifts

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Ode to a Grill

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Pumpkin Time!

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

American Pastry

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Flower sniffer

Indian summer.

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Old spice?'

Napoleon Blownafart

"The coq au chlorine is off."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."