Fall Festival Fan Gifts

Pumpkin Time!

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Pumpkin patch

Snow flake

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Pearly King and Queen

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Free Bird!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Liam Gallagher.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Devi's brew?"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''