Flavored Coffee Fan Gifts

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Say it with flowers: It!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Bee in flight.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The Deer of Spring.

Culture clash

Ovalifolium Longifora

American Pastry

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."