Flavored Coffee Fan Gifts

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Bee in flight.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

The Deer of Spring.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Culture clash

Carnations.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

American Pastry

"It's inoperable and perennial."