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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Needs salt!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Filet minion

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Bake off: Flan B

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

A menu with risks and benefits

Ice Cream Flavors

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Paul Bocuse caricature

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'He's cured.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"It's all down to turmeric!"