Funny Flavor Fans Pillows

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Needs salt!'

Filet minion

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Bake off: Flan B

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Funky Chef 2

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

A menu with risks and benefits

Ice Cream Flavors

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Ice cream makers.

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"