International Flavor Fan Gifts

"The coq au chlorine is off."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

Culture clash

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

A menu with risks and benefits