International Flavor Fan Pillows

"The coq au chlorine is off."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

6 Brothers Falafel

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Culture clash

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."