Floral Fragrance Aficionado Gifts

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

The Busy Gardener

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cats and gardens.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Hardy Annuals

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Roses

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

NASA Special

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"