Floral Fragrance Aficionado T-Shirts

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

The Busy Gardener

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

So Close..

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Cats and gardens.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.