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'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Well I think it looks nice"

Rejected State Flowers

'That so turns me on.'

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'

Florist

David Attenborough

Everything's coming up roses!

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Botany Baby!

Cats and gardens.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Labor Day Flowers

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Bees SOS

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