Facial Foliage Fan Gifts

Cabbage, Lettuce, Beard.

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Say it with flowers: It!

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

House plants

The Deer of Spring.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Leadership never hibernates.