Facial Foliage Fan Gifts

Cabbage, Lettuce, Beard.

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

House plants

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

The Deer of Spring.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.