Faux Foliage Fan Gifts

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

House plants

The Deer of Spring.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Damn floral activists."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Carnations.

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

A Thirsty Flower