"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"
Fake Flora Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for your fake flora enthusiast? Discover humorous and artistic products that capture their love for faux botanicals. Perfect for decorating their space or adding a touch of whimsy to their collection, these items celebrate their unique interest with a creative twist. Whether it's for a home, office, or a special occasion, find a gift that makes their faux flower fascination shine.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.
Greenfingers.
'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'
'They're dog roses!'
'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'
Say it with flowers - available in any language.
-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!
Say it with flowers: It!
'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'
'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'
Bee in flight.
The Deer of Spring.
House plants
'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'
"I'll race you to the top."
Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.
Springtime
"It's inoperable and perennial."
"Lisa, your playdate is here!"
Carnations.
Ovalifolium Longifora
"Damn floral activists."
Beekeeping 101
'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'
Flower sniffer
Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.
Amongst the rush.
A Thirsty Flower
A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.
Fake Flora Fan Gifts Collection
Fake Flora Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for fake flora fans – perfect for bringing a touch of botanical humor to your morning routine.
Fake Flora Fan Pillows
Discover pillows featuring playful fake flora motifs – a charming addition to any home or space that loves botanical humor.
Fake Flora Fan Prints
Browse our art prints crafted for fake flora fans to brighten up their walls with witty and colorful botanical designs.
Fake Flora Fan T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate fake flora enthusiasm with witty and stylish designs, ideal for casual wear and garden gatherings.