Funny Flora Fans Gifts

"I'll race you to the top."

The Busy Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cats and gardens.

Bees SOS

The Garden

NASA Special

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Cow Pollen

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

I love what you've done with your hare.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Dreaming Of Spring

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."