Talking Flora Fan Gifts

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Cow and Milk

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Plant Parenthood...

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.