Talking Flora Fan Prints

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Garden

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Roses

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Cow and Milk

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Watering Flowers

'That morning, nature got to work early...'