Floral Humor Lover Gifts

'Why is it you carnations get the weddings and we lillies get the funerals!'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Cats and gardens.

Big Data Tonight

Hardy Annuals

Roses

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

I love what you've done with your hare.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"You want to say WHAT?"

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Dreaming Of Spring

David Attenborough

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Everything's coming up roses!

"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'How much for NO stems?'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Caddy's flowers

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

I'm not channeling your husband

Florist

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

Wedding couple with dog.

"Buzz off! She's my honey!"

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'