Fake Flora Fan T-Shirts

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

House plants

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"I'll race you to the top."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Springtime

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Carnations.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

Beekeeping 101

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Flower sniffer

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Amongst the rush.

A Thirsty Flower

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.