Flora Fan T-Shirts

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I've gone for the countryside look.'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Cats and gardens.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

The Garden

'They're dog roses!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Say it with flowers: It!

Roses

NASA Special

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'